Uh...

The other night, I was coming back from the library.  I heard this loud rustling around the corner, and for a second, I thought it was someone hiding, waiting to jump me.  I turn the corner and, lo and behold, I saw two squirrels paw-locked, fighting each other.  They were ramming their bodies into each other's backs.  I felt like I should've broken them up.  And yes, they were fighting; I made sure.  So, I just continued walking, wondering to myself, "How often do you see two squirrels fighting each other at midnight on the sidewalk?"